Sana ang mga anak mo maging bading na walang fashion sense!"
"gusto mo ng peanuts? brain food yan"
"E ano kung chubby ako, panget ka naman!"
"Ang ganda mo ngayon..." then i went on, ""Ngayon lang ah, ok PANGIT ka na ulit."
"huy favor, dun ka na lang sa malayo sa min."
"ay ang ganda naman ng make-up mo. pikit ka nga. o ayan hindi halata. para ka lang natutulog."
"ang ang bait naman ng amo mo pinagaaral ka sa exclusive school." -- teacher ko nung high school, sinabi yan sa batchmate ko.
"ganda mo,mukha kang manika........manika ng mangkukulam"
"ang ganda mo,bakit di ka mag model? ...model ng pamintang durog or kaya eh model ng kaning lamig"
"ganda ng boses mo, magtinda ka kaya ng taho"
"boses mo parang ginugupit na yero sa madaling araw..."
"bakit ang mga ipen mo,puro bagang..."
"Iha, matagal pa ang linggo, bat nag-dadayoff ka ng Miyerkules. Aba sinuswerte ka ata hitad ka."
"Sweldo mo, tax ko lang!"
"Naimbento na ang suklay...pwede gamitin mo?"
nagkita ang isang taga-LaSalle (Benilde) at taga-UST ....
taga-La Salle: "Hay naku...hay naku...alam mo yang tuition fee nyo, kasing laki lng ng allowance namin..."
taga-UST:"Ah, ganun ba? sabagay, yung allowance namin, kasing laki lng naman ng utak nyo..."
>>>: Pangit ako diyan sa picture na yan wag niyo tignan!
*****: Ha? Baket kelan ka ba naging maganda?
OFCM8: Ma'm file ko na po ung sick leave ko
HR: Dapat nag file ka before ka nagleave!
OFCM8: SICK LEAVE NGA E. WAG KA MAG-ALALA NEXT TIME SCHEDULE KO KUNG KELAN AKO MAGKAKASAKIT!!
"ganda ng suot mo ah! parang high school... High School Principal!"
uy! ng ganda ng make-up mo... labas na labas ang ganda mo... lumabas na sa mukha mo"
"Alam mo ikaw napaka papansin mo! Siguro hindi masaya childhood mo noh? Siguro wala kang kaibigan?!"
umuulan nun at mukulimlim:
prof: tumingin ka sa labas!
* si estydante tumingin sa labas.
prof: yan ang kinabukasan mo!
"wow baby face! mukhang fetus!"
----: Just tell me you love me and I'm ready to die.
"""""": I love you. Now, would you please die?!
q: mukha ba akong pera?
a: hinde mukha kang bayong
"para siyang hipon. ang sarap tanggalin ng ulo niya"
"limang porsyento na lang tao ka na"
"Don't touch me! Keep your germs to yourself."
After listening to people babble, look at them quietly for a while when they stop chattering and say, "You're ugly."
"alam mo, mas maganda ka kung wala kang ulo."
guy: Hi. kilala kita db classmates tayo nung high school?
my friend: SO, GALING KA RIN PALA SA ALL GIRLS SCHOOL!!!!
GUY: uuwi ka na ba?
GIRL: hindi pa (feeling ihahatid siya)
GUY: a. (pause). um, uwi ka na.
"Hindi ko sinasabing maganda ako, ang sinasabi ko pangit ka!!!!!"
person 1: uy ubusin mo nga yang pagkain mo. di mo ba alam madaming nagugutom sa mundo.
person 2: paginubos ko ba to sa tingin mo mabubusog sila?
1: lamo ba nakausap ko si ***(name nung kinaasaran)
2: tlaga? ano sabi?
1: gimik daw tyo! e kala mo naman gusto naten sya kasama.
hirit ng 2: DAPAT SINABI MO "KME GUMIMIK NA.. E IKAW?"
"hoy ano ba, tumayo ka na diyan at hugasan mo na yung plato!"
..."teka, iidlip lang ako sandali"
"Gusto mo maidlip habangbuhay?!"
"EVEN ON YOUR SMARTEST DAY, YOUR NOT EVEN HALF AS SMART AS I AM ON MY VERY DUMBEST!!!"
"Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder:.............
What was I thinking?"
"Congratulations on your wedding day!.............
Too bad no one likes your wife."
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.........
After having met you, I've changed my mind."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.......
that you're not here to ruin it for me."
"Before you go,.........
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
You'll probably need it again."
"Someday I hope to get married............
but not to you."
"You look great for your age.......
Almost Lifelike!"
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.........
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my
best friend.......
So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
"We have been friends for a very long time...........
What do you say we call it quits?"
"I'm so miserable without you..................
It's almost like you're here."
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket....
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday---------
So we're having you put to sleep."
FUNNY po BAH?hehehehe,,n_n,,
